We had a fish a couple of years ago, but it passed. Even though classmates would provide a great support network, I really can't talk about it.
School Story:
Most people of our era, especially those in the Big Five, will be very pleased to know that the basketball court at CHS has Dawson Pikey emblazoned upon it.
Sorry to learn about Freddie's passing. I know how much time you spent with him, teaching him new tricks. If this is related in any way to your project with "evolving" fish into land animals, I just want you to know that I wouldn't say a word to the ASPCA. Your research is important.
As for the tradition of not trimming nostril hairs: I do not believe that forcing the hairs back into your paranasal sinuses will disguise your conversion to Hinduism, as eventually the hairs will out.
[The reference to Hindu religious practices is purely fictitious]